Hi there! Somehow you’ve navigated to this page and may be wondering what the hell it’s about. For starters, I’m the full-time caregiver to my niece Caroline, who happens to call me mommy. I’m kind of an unlikely mother, having decided at an early age to be pretty gay. Naturally, Caroline has decided to like the color pink and dresses and doll babies, all the things I shunned in girlhood. Like many other mothers, I’m winging this whole ‘raising a child’ thing. I only just have the one but still can’t seem to get it right lots of days. Frankly I don’t know what the hell I’m doing, and for some reason I decided it was a good idea to share that with the world. So here you are.